...well now all your search is over thanks to bzzzpeek.
The site presents a selection of onomatopoeia from native speakers of 9 languages worldwide.
Now, when I hear a bee going zum zum, I won't think it's a motorcycle in disguise, I'll just know it's German.
The site presents a selection of onomatopoeia from native speakers of 9 languages worldwide.
Now, when I hear a bee going zum zum, I won't think it's a motorcycle in disguise, I'll just know it's German.
Bendy Ventilation
Nov. 20th, 2010 11:33 amThis is an interesting idea:

The c))motion screen
Basically it's ventilation covered by a plastic material that behaves in a similar way to bi-metalic strips. i.e. When it gets warm they bend and the ventilation opens.
And here it is in action:
Direct link

The c))motion screen
Basically it's ventilation covered by a plastic material that behaves in a similar way to bi-metalic strips. i.e. When it gets warm they bend and the ventilation opens.
And here it is in action:
Direct link
The Internet Goes Down The Pan
Nov. 17th, 2010 07:12 pmThe internet is full of strange things, and I seem to have been a bit lax in sharing these lately.
However, with the approach of World Toilet Day on Friday this can easily be rectified with the Flush Tracker (via @DaveGorman).
The concept is shit, literally. You tell it where you are and when you flushed and tracks your flush on a googlemap telling you how far it's gone and what speed it's travelling at.
The idea is to raise awareness of the sewage systems which we all take for granted and the issues of sanitation in places without them.

World Toilet Day
However, with the approach of World Toilet Day on Friday this can easily be rectified with the Flush Tracker (via @DaveGorman).
The concept is shit, literally. You tell it where you are and when you flushed and tracks your flush on a googlemap telling you how far it's gone and what speed it's travelling at.
The idea is to raise awareness of the sewage systems which we all take for granted and the issues of sanitation in places without them.

World Toilet Day
Sunday morning... must be time for some contemporary Danish folk music. Luckily I recently got hold of a copy of Analogik's 2008 album "Søens Folk".For those that aren't familiar with Analogik they play traditional music (particularly Balkan) with an electronic twist and clear hip-hop influences. It's generally the sort of music you should really do a Cossack break dance to.
Hard to get bored here, each track is radically different from the next and highly eccentric.
The album starts off sounding fairly traditional with Russisk Vuggevise (Russian Lullaby according to Google Translate), with minimal electronics, but complete with all the necessary "Hey Hey"s. They then launch the electronics at you in force in God Russisk (Good Russian) with it's wonderful oom-pa baseline, before slowing it down with Forbudt Sprut (Forbidden Booze) where the hip-hop influences start to really come to the fore giving a sound something like you might expect if you crossed the old style ballroom with the kia-ora advert. So it goes on for track after track, with each sounding almost like an entirely different band.
Other highlights include Ond Mand March (Evil Man March) which sounds exactly like the name implies, Godmorgen (Good morning) which capture that mechanic "I'm not really awake yet feeling" with added breakfast sound effects and Farligt Monster (Dangerous Monster) which for a few moments at the beginning sounds like it's going to launch into the theme from the littlest hobo, but then you're suddenly rescued by the other instruments and it starts to morphs into a blend of traditional folk and record scratching.
The whole album is available on bandcamp, but here's a couple of samples:
God Russik -
(Direct link)
Farligt Monster -
(Direct link)
The Haunting of the Smiths
Oct. 24th, 2010 07:40 pm
Like everyone else in the world, I've recently been captivated by the amazing vocals of Janice Whaley, so much so that I absolutely had to get a copy of her version of Meat is Murder.For those that have missed what she's up to, Janice is the artist behind The Smiths Project. Not only is she trying to create a cover of every Smiths song by the end of the year, she's doing it entirely a capella with just her own voice layered several times over to produce the harmonies.
I dread to think how long it must take to produce each song, let alone the entire catalogue, but the result is absolutely haunting.
The Smith's 1985 album Meat is Murder was there only UK number one, but it didn't sound quite like this. With each track Whaley manages to retain much of the original character of the songs whilst giving them a completely new life of their own.
Every track brings something different from her voice. However, the real highlights have to be "How Soon is Now?" (not actually on the UK version of the original) and "Barbarism Begins at Home" which really show off the range of sounds she can achieve, and "Meat is Murder" which shows her at her most haunting.
All the tracks in the project are being made available for a limited number of free downloads and after that are available via the Smiths Project page on bandcamp. As a taste, here's her version of How Soon is Now:
(Direct Link)
and for comparison here's the original.
News Just In From The Whitehouse
Oct. 20th, 2010 09:21 amIt appears there's a bit of unrest amongst Whitehouse staff. Here's an interview with one of the President's closest aides:
(Direct Link)
(Direct Link)
Sometimes Books Really Grow On You
Oct. 15th, 2010 07:01 pmBooks are marvelous things. You read them once, you read them again, and if they're really good again and again and again, always knowing deep down that what you really want to do is grow mushrooms in them...

...and now you can thanks to this little kit.

...and now you can thanks to this little kit.
The Surreal Works of Google Scribespeare
Sep. 10th, 2010 08:05 amSo google have come up with Google Scribe (via
venta), a tool whereby you type in some text and it starts suggesting the next words for you.
The question is then what to use it for...
The answer is feed it Shakespeare of course. Take a speech, feed in the first few words of each sentence and then keep pressing enter letting it play Cheddar Gorge with the rest until you reach a good point to stop.
Hey presto, the seven ages of man:
Have a productive Friday...
The question is then what to use it for...
The answer is feed it Shakespeare of course. Take a speech, feed in the first few words of each sentence and then keep pressing enter letting it play Cheddar Gorge with the rest until you reach a good point to stop.
Hey presto, the seven ages of man:
All the world's a stage, and the payment method selected by you for the abuse report to the Board of Directors
They have their own unique style of music;
And one man in the world of the living room and dining room,
His acts being seven ages.
At first the infant is not a valid stream resource in C minor for Piano
And then the whining school-boy days ago by J. A. Jance is the best way to get around them and they are nothing but a hoax and a scare tactic
And then the lover of their dreams and goals into account the fact that they are not therefore to be understood
Then a soldier came to the conclusion that the only way to get a good deal of the day and night to make sure that the following conditions are met
And then the justice system and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser
The sixth age shifts Into the lean and obese subjects with and without the need for a new account or login
Last scene of all time and the user has to do with the fact that the two are not the only one who can not afford to pay for the cost of the project
Have a productive Friday...
Taking Recycling To The Extreme
Sep. 1st, 2010 08:07 pmSo spirits can basically be made from any fermentable material, and as a result you can find them made from all sorts of weird and wonderful things. However, this one is a new one on me:
Gilpin Family Whisky (via
inhabitat) a spirit produced from the finest diabetic's urine.
Alas, I suspect I shall not be able to make the show that this is being presented at.
Gilpin Family Whisky (via
Alas, I suspect I shall not be able to make the show that this is being presented at.
Fulfilling Stereotypes
Sep. 1st, 2010 11:03 amSo the thought that we might have been able to get away from stories of how Blair hates Brown and vice-versa once neither of them were in power anymore seems to have just been wishful thinking.
However, in amongst all that was this interesting little article in the Guardian today:
Girls think they are cleverer than boys from age four, study finds
So, girls may or may not be naturally more intelligent than boys (or vice versa). The chances of the growth of the achievement gap being evolutionary at that speed seems unlikely though, so there must be some other cultural reason for it like this.
We generally have a strange habit of labelling children from an early age, and then being surprised when they fulfil our expectations. The idea of the gender gap being another result of this, seems all to plausible.
For a world where people push for equality, we seem utterly rubbish at actually treating people equally as individuals rather than just filing them in their stereotype box.
However, in amongst all that was this interesting little article in the Guardian today:
Girls think they are cleverer than boys from age four, study finds
So, girls may or may not be naturally more intelligent than boys (or vice versa). The chances of the growth of the achievement gap being evolutionary at that speed seems unlikely though, so there must be some other cultural reason for it like this.
We generally have a strange habit of labelling children from an early age, and then being surprised when they fulfil our expectations. The idea of the gender gap being another result of this, seems all to plausible.
For a world where people push for equality, we seem utterly rubbish at actually treating people equally as individuals rather than just filing them in their stereotype box.
It's Probably Not Raing At Home
Aug. 31st, 2010 11:26 amIt's not quite home, but it's a lot closer than I am now.
The current weather in Trinity Grove, Greenwich (via @pekingspring)
It seems a fairly straightforward setup using a usb weather station from maplin
hmmm_tea does not need a weather station
hmmm_tea does not need a weather station
hmmm_tea needs a weather station...
The current weather in Trinity Grove, Greenwich (via @pekingspring)
It seems a fairly straightforward setup using a usb weather station from maplin
Mistaken Faces
Aug. 30th, 2010 02:22 pmHere's a couple of interesting pictures.
Firstly, this one contains 32 mistakes:

and this one contains 16 faces (the answers are highlighted in the smaller image on the camera screen):

Firstly, this one contains 32 mistakes:

and this one contains 16 faces (the answers are highlighted in the smaller image on the camera screen):






