The Shoes! The Shoes!
Mar. 15th, 2006 10:01 pmThis may seem strange, but recently ever time I see a power cable suspended across the road, there's been a pair of shoes hanging from it.
Is this some sort of new fashion craze I'm unaware of?
or just a conspiracy?
Perhaps the shoes are stalking me?
Argh! The shoes are coming to get me!
Help! Save me from the shoes!
Is this some sort of new fashion craze I'm unaware of?
or just a conspiracy?
Perhaps the shoes are stalking me?
Argh! The shoes are coming to get me!
Help! Save me from the shoes!
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Date: 2006-03-15 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-15 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-16 07:47 am (UTC)Shoes count as unnecessary extra weight to them - think about it: if enough people are captured, the weight of their shoes add up to weight of another potential abductee and so they leave them behind. Time to start wearing tinfoil under your hat...