Indifference to Marmite

Swine flu may have left the headlines, but this sounds like it could be the next big problem:

Man Diagnosed With Indifference to Marmite

(via newsbiscuit)

I'm Seriously Wondering What a Footballers Map of the World Would Look Like

I generally don't listen to the sport very closely on the news in the morning, because most of it doesn't really interest me. However, my ears did prick up when another case of Footballers geography occured on this morning's today programme.

They had someone (wasn't paying enough attention to know who it was) on talking about how some football teams in the North-East weren't doing very well this year. He finished off what he was saying by making the point that there were teams in the North-East doing really well, including Carlisle!

Can I chain him up on top of the Penines with a map and a compass until he figures out where Carlisle is please?

The Poor Little Doggie Had None.

I was walking down Grays Inn Road recently and noticed Hubbard's Cupboards (and promptly completely forgot about it until something made me just think of Cupboards again).

Is it just me or would these be utterly useless, for the pure and simple fact that the urge that they must be kept completely empty would be too overwhelming.

OK, yes, that's probably just me...

So, Why Are Drugs Illegal?

There's been quite a lot in the news today about cocaine, how it's cut and whether or not it's declining. As part of this the Today programme had someone on this morning arguing that the prohibition seems to be causing more problems then it solves.

I do wonder whether he has a point. No matter how much you ban things like this, people will find access to them and you risk promoting them by making them cool. It certainly seems to me that tobacco seems more appealing to those under the legal purchase age then those over it.

As far as I can see most of the issues with using these types of drugs effect the user rather than society as a whole, at which point is there not an argument that if people want to use them and they are aware of the effects, why not just let them get on with it if it doesn't affect the rest of us?

It seems to me that the only effective way of preventing people getting into these things is education rather than prohibition and legalising it would give government a lot more control over what is in circulation and help reduce the issues of cutting agents.

At the end of the day, I don't want to buy any, so it doesn't effect me, but it does make me wonder. Is this really the best way to discourage their use?