Where Babies Come From

I love the results of webmail truncating subject lines sometimes. This morning I had this one in my inbox:

Subject: [FreeCycleLondon] Offered:Bag of children...

I wonder if they'll deliver them by stork...

The Prodigal Traveller Returneth

OK, no, I don't think 6 months in Slough make me a prodigal traveller either, but couldn't resist that subject line.

I do returneth though, to London at least, on Saturday.

To mark the occasion, I intend to be in the Royal Oak, Tabbard St SE1 from about 8pm that evening.

Anyone in the area who fancies joining me would be more than welcome to.